2008 Woodie Awards
Captain Europe: Paradoxes
Daniel Mesonero Kromand
Issue date: 3/7/07 Section: Distractions
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Fat VMI-kids. How is it possible? Getting fat in college is pretty easy, I guess, but also when you have to run like 50 miles a week? These brutes must eat so much that it could feed a minor developing country. Hats off for kids who can maintain an impressive bodyweight under those conditions.
Hot townies. I know it's a taboo, but it's out there. You have all seen hot girls around Lexington and wondered how come you don't see them in the frat basements, only to realize that it's because they're townies. How can anybody pull off a mildly attractive look, when their only actual shopping possibility is Wal-Mart? Finding townies attractive is also remarkably easy if you like the let's-hang-out-at-playgrounds-and-be-meth-like look.
Hot townies. I know it's a taboo, but it's out there. You have all seen hot girls around Lexington and wondered how come you don't see them in the frat basements, only to realize that it's because they're townies. How can anybody pull off a mildly attractive look, when their only actual shopping possibility is Wal-Mart? Finding townies attractive is also remarkably easy if you like the let's-hang-out-at-playgrounds-and-be-meth-like look.
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