2008 Woodie Awards
The Girls Next Door go sledding
The Girls Next Door
Issue date: 2/14/07 Section: Distractions
Thumbs down, late night sledding extravaganza. Now, don't get us wrong,
we love the post-midnight antics of snow-intoxicated fratties, but whatever happened to sledding on trash-can lids? Half the excitement is lost when one can actually go down the hill due to the right equipment. Who really needs sleds with hastily attached spoilers and runners dripping with a coating of WD-40? Step it up, kids.
Thumbs down, bad mixer themes. Take a hint from some of the themes we
found last week:
1) A rhyme always guarantees a great theme (Librarians and Barbarians...
wonder why no one else has ever done that 'til now...)
2) Every sorority-girl-to-be grows up dreaming of dressing like the alphabet. Last week, that dream came true for some lucky girls who were finally able to dress like the letter "D." It left the rest of us feeling jipped, and for that, boys, you get a D.
3) And naturally, anyone not blessed enough to have been born in New Jersey relishes the opportunity to dress up as if for an Italian Wedding. That's so much more creative than Famous Haters...
And finally, a thumb of some sort goes to the IFC at your own discretion.
Most Sincerely,
The Girls Next Door
we love the post-midnight antics of snow-intoxicated fratties, but whatever happened to sledding on trash-can lids? Half the excitement is lost when one can actually go down the hill due to the right equipment. Who really needs sleds with hastily attached spoilers and runners dripping with a coating of WD-40? Step it up, kids.
Thumbs down, bad mixer themes. Take a hint from some of the themes we
found last week:
1) A rhyme always guarantees a great theme (Librarians and Barbarians...
wonder why no one else has ever done that 'til now...)
2) Every sorority-girl-to-be grows up dreaming of dressing like the alphabet. Last week, that dream came true for some lucky girls who were finally able to dress like the letter "D." It left the rest of us feeling jipped, and for that, boys, you get a D.
3) And naturally, anyone not blessed enough to have been born in New Jersey relishes the opportunity to dress up as if for an Italian Wedding. That's so much more creative than Famous Haters...
And finally, a thumb of some sort goes to the IFC at your own discretion.
Most Sincerely,
The Girls Next Door
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