2008 Woodie Awards
Captain Europe: Campus, Noticed
Daniel Mesonero Kromand
Issue date: 2/7/07 Section: Distractions
When I breathe in the general atmosphere on campus I always notice the politeness, the tranquility, the deep connection to the past, and………….the phallic ornamentations. Anyone that believes in subliminal messaging won't find it hard to interpret the lamps around campus as highly phallic. Just take a look at the provided evidence.
After this anti-sexual winter, it is nice to see that the administration are proudly displaying approximately a hundred cocks on campus. I'm sure Miuccia Prada would approve as well as she reintroduced sex for the spring collection. Oh, and J.G. Ballard too: "Needless to say, I believe there should be more sex and violence on TV, not less. Both are powerful catalysts for change, in areas where change is urgent and overdue."
After this anti-sexual winter, it is nice to see that the administration are proudly displaying approximately a hundred cocks on campus. I'm sure Miuccia Prada would approve as well as she reintroduced sex for the spring collection. Oh, and J.G. Ballard too: "Needless to say, I believe there should be more sex and violence on TV, not less. Both are powerful catalysts for change, in areas where change is urgent and overdue."
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