2008 Woodie Awards
Captain Europe: Going Underground
Daniel Mesonero Kromand
Issue date: 1/31/07 Section: Distractions
I suddenly got this idea from this article in the Trident about institutions on campus that would gain from going underground (Yes, that was more than half a year ago, but you try coming up with ideas when your brain only works on a cocktail of cocaine, amphetamines, and espresso [preferably Lavazza for that extra touch]).
Well, my idea was following: The EC would definitely gain popularity from going underground and work as vigilantes. I present my bulletproof example: Look at Batman (Mr. Vigilante and Mr. Cool at the same time!) and the LexPo (no need for introduction). How can anybody argue with that? So EC, quit the formalities and get those hockey masks and baseball bats out of the closet, and do it the easy (and cool) way.
(Of course, I'm afraid of using an actual picture of a LexPo officer, in case it might provoke them to raid the stash of raw opium in my Kyrgyz suitemate's room. Dammit, I need it to fall asleep when visions of Jennifer Aniston come to haunt me at night!)
Batman: Yay LexPo: Nay
Well, my idea was following: The EC would definitely gain popularity from going underground and work as vigilantes. I present my bulletproof example: Look at Batman (Mr. Vigilante and Mr. Cool at the same time!) and the LexPo (no need for introduction). How can anybody argue with that? So EC, quit the formalities and get those hockey masks and baseball bats out of the closet, and do it the easy (and cool) way.
(Of course, I'm afraid of using an actual picture of a LexPo officer, in case it might provoke them to raid the stash of raw opium in my Kyrgyz suitemate's room. Dammit, I need it to fall asleep when visions of Jennifer Aniston come to haunt me at night!)
Batman: Yay LexPo: Nay
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