2008 Woodie Awards
Captain Europe: Dumbing down the look
Daniel Mesonero Kromand
Issue date: 1/24/07 Section: Distractions
Whenever I go out on weekends (and maybe in the weekdays too) I see girls that look awesome, are funny as hell, and probably pretty smart too (a feature which is very difficult to discern in a strobe light). And I feel so sorry for them.
Because only the wasted coke-heads with an ego the size of Afghanistan have the guts to hit on these fine specimens of the female sex. Which coincidentally are the same coke-heads whose erections are hard as cotton. Bad sex is all that these girls will ever get for their efforts and they only have themselves to blame. So for your own sake: please dumb down those looks and give yourself a shot in life.
Because only the wasted coke-heads with an ego the size of Afghanistan have the guts to hit on these fine specimens of the female sex. Which coincidentally are the same coke-heads whose erections are hard as cotton. Bad sex is all that these girls will ever get for their efforts and they only have themselves to blame. So for your own sake: please dumb down those looks and give yourself a shot in life.
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Rozaliya Stoyanova
posted 1/26/07 @ 12:42 AM EST
Yeap! You are so right that it hurts. The WLU frat social scene is rather pathetic.
Ivan Velev
posted 1/28/07 @ 3:39 PM EST
Yep. Sounds painfully true what these particual "fine female specimen" want. Though, how do you know about your fellow "coke-head" male potency, I am curious?? Maybe you are afraid how good you would be in their place. (Continued…)
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